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Manyuu Hikenchou Anime Review

Nic November 25, 2011 No Comments
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Overall Score
0.5

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I had no idea anime could step down so low….. I mean look at the summary.

”In this current era, breasts mean everything. If you have breasts, you are guaranteed wealth and popularity. If you lack them, you are rarely considered \”human\”. Members of the Manyuu Clan help raise the future big breasts. Written on a secret scroll possessed by the clan, there is said to be various techniques on how to grow big and beautiful breasts. Chifusa is to be successor of the clan. However, she takes the secret scroll and runs away with it, hoping to fight against the cruel world” -FROM: watchanimeon.com

How can I take this seriously? How can someone even conceive such a terrible idea? How high much drugs does it take for you to think about something like this? This is literally the stupidest idea I have ever seen and the most imbecile way I could have thought it executed.

Ok, I’ll start with the good news if, out of some sort of insane suicide attempt, want to watch this it won’t take a lot of time since its only 12 episode, it does get better. Hear me out on this one, it’s not really that it gets better; it’s just that it gets less worse, if you can make it past episode one and two, you can pretty much survive the whole, painful, thing (episode 2 has a part with breast illusions, watch out). Story wise, everything was horrible, the fact that they focus EVERYTHING on boobs (yes, even the drama and romance) takes all the serious or the appreciation out of this, I can’t emphasise enough the fact that this anime did everything wrong. My brain literally hurt out because of the imbecility of this anime. The plot was horribly conceived, the places were clichéd, the situations were predictable and the jokes were repetitive and boring. As for the setting, I refer you to my rage quit about a much better anime than this one (said anime is still bad) Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka? . I feel profoundly insulted by this anime, how dumb does it think we are? How can I say this… they invented such stupid things… such as breast hunts… to pull off this thing, it’s just a mishmash of someone’s fetishes mixed with a whole lot more horrible ideas. By the end of this, I am seriously considering the fact they did a brainstorm and decided to only take the most idiotic ideas they had. To top it off, they actually finish with a ‘’sequel’’ possible ending, if I see a second one of this I swear someone is getting hurt.

Ok, I tried looking at the censored version and it was just fucking hilarious, it’s just a whole bunch of beams of light blinding you and it literally destroys everything the anime is. Although I wouldn’t recommend this crap, if you ABSOLUTELY NEED to watch this, watch it uncensored, at least you’ll see something other than beams of light.

The boobs in this anime were boobs, some were big and some were small. I’m not sure about the characters though, since the camera always seemed to be away from them and focusing on their boobs, so I figure the characters must not be important. They all sucked, and were all horribly annoying clichés. They tried to create some backstory, but then linked everything to boobs again so it went nowhere. They try to integrate romance, this fails as well, for the same reason. This is just dumb, I can’t take a look at these characters if they fail to be characters and keep staying walking pairs.

Art can be resumed to nicely drawn, physically impossible (in that many women) breasts. That’s it, animation was horrible a part from that, there even are times where they talk to another character and the lips don’t even move.

Music was horrible, the only thing bearable was the opening song and sequence since it wasn’t filled with boobs.

In the end, this is just breast porn, and boring one too. It brings literally nothing to watch this anime. It was THE most horrible anime I have watched, as it was simply plain bad. The only good thing was maybe the art, and even that’s almost stretching it. This anime is basically the epitome of what gives us, anime watchers, a bad reputation. That loli and incest (none is contained in this, for loli, there might be some incest, can’t remember).

As far as this goes, avoid this at all cost, by any means necessary.

Best quote: ‘’This temple is made to isolate the karma of one’s tits’’

Entertainment: 1/10, if I wanted porn I would have just searched for porn.

Value as a whatever the hell this anime is supposed to be: 1/10, a massacre

PS: I watched the censored version and that was funny as hell, I have never seen so many random light beams. It’s hilariously bad, the uncensored version was plainly bad… if you in to see boobs get groped, squashed, touched, manipulated, THEN THIS SHIT IS FOR YOUR WANKING.

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